Hey Miss Matchy Match, your getting fined because you match too much! No more matching your handbags and shoes, this rule needs to be crumpled up and thrown out the window, because we are bold and daring women that want to be rule breakers! Say it with me, NO MORE MATCHING, NO MORE MATCHING, NO MORE MATCHING!
I think you must have been talking to me! OK, I’ll say it—NO MORE MATCHING!!